Kitty Island Outpost is a break away group from Kitty Island Adventure consisting of the founders and officers. The guild was exclusive to the Remulos World of Warcraft Classic Era (Non-Hardcore). Kitty Island Outpost is the biggest guild on the server! Well actually, to be honest, I think we were the only guild on the server.
We got sick of the face-roll easiness that The Burning Crusade had become. At level 70, you should not be able to three man Karazhan. So to gain more of a challenge, we rolled new toons on a the Classic Era server. So every Friday evening at 20:00 (and other various random times), we met up and leveled through dungeons and watched the unplanned mayhem unfold. We’re looking forward to the day when we get to re-enter BRD, DM, LBRS, Scholomance, and Stratholme.
Then without warning, it all ended. Without any prior notice, Blizzard released their new anniversary classic era server where you started from scratch. So Kitty Island Outpost deserted Remulos and moved to the Dreamscythe, the new solitary PVE non-hardcore server.
So we’re back at level one, working our way back up, just like on Remulos. We eventually hope that when the TBC progression arrives, that Blizzard will lock it off and leave it at TBC without further progression.
| Other Aliases: | St00perdogg, St00per, Dogg |
| Guild Vocation: | Top Dogg |
| One word to describe me: | Trapped |
| Personality: | Optimistic |
| Favorite color: | tba |
| Favourite phrase: | I’m not mad, I’m disappointed |
| Relationship status (single, divorced, or soon to be divorced): | Soon to be divorced |
| Vegan/Vegetarian?: | Meat FTW |
| Night owl: | Not allowed to be |
| Sense of humour: | Proportional to distance from the Squeeze |
| IRL Vocation: | Logistics Officer |
| Qualifications: | Too many Certificates to list |
| Luck: | Great; wife, pups, employment, house |
| Hobbies: | Following orders, playing computer games |
Prime is the dude that runs the show and always has a myriad of activities for people to do. Prime is a people person which is basically the opposite of Kissie and Pumpkin. Normally a warrior at heart, being an Undead Priest is his first attempt at being a healer. So far he has determined that Priests have too many heal buttons, which is a fair call (and he hasn’t hit 60 yet)!
Prime tends to loiter in the guild foreground and like IRL, just runs things on the fly. When research is required, it’s generally delegated to Pumpkin. If academic research is required, it’s delegated to the guild’s Academic Research Officer, Hairy.
| Other Aliases: | Just Pumpkin |
| Guild Vocation: | Diversity & Inclusion Officer |
| One word to describe me: | Logical |
| Personality: | Pessimistic Realist; Black or white |
| Favorite color: | Grey |
| Favourite phrase: | Why would anyone enter a marriage contract with a person who is rewarded with cash and prizes for breaking it? |
| Relationship status (single, divorced, or soon to be divorced): | Single |
| Vegan/Vegetarian?: | Hell no |
| Night owl: | Yes |
| Sense of humour: | Non-existent |
| IRL Vocation: | Casual job seeker |
| Qualifications: | Jack shit |
| Luck: | If it wasn’t for bad luck, I’d have none at all |
| Hobbies: | Target shooting, construction, metal and timber fabrication, electronic design and repair |
Pumpkin is Warcraft’s most risk adverse and optimistic player who’s always waiting patiently for that avoidable total wipe. Normally a priest at heart, being a Tauren Druid is an unusual shift in direction. In addition, Pumpkin is the official Diversity and Inclusion officer for the guild, and is always making sure that all 75 genders are represented, and that women and people of colour are pushed to the top of the pile, because the last thing you want is having a merit based selection process. That’s never going to cut it in Azeroth or IRL. Could somebody please pass me a Bud Light?
Pumpkin tends to loiter in the guild background, is good with planning, research, visual imagery, in game resource procurement, and technology integration as opposed to the daily running. If you want something done correctly and don’t care how long it takes, Pumpkin FTW!
| Other Aliases: | Martuna |
| Guild Vocation: | Academic Research Officer |
| One word to describe me: | Tired |
| Personality: | Pessimistic Realist |
| Favorite color: | Black |
| Favourite phrase: | I’m just going to have a nap |
| Relationship status (single, divorced, or soon to be divorced): | Divorced |
| Vegan/Vegetarian?: | No |
| Night owl: | No |
| Sense of humour: | Theoretical |
| IRL Vocation: | Public Service Grunt |
| Qualifications: | Post graduate |
| Luck: | Shithouse |
| Hobbies: | Assignments, Karoke, playing computer games |
Hairy is the dude that has researched all the dungeon statistics, and is a wealth of Azeroth world knowledge. He’s the guild’s resident vending machine and is always keen to dispense a refreshing icy cold beverage, or some fresh baked goods. He spends most of his time sitting down drinking from a hard minute’s work. One is never enough. He’s been known to drink two or three pints at a time to fill his ever increasing thirst.
Hairy tends to quietly get the job done, as soon as he’s ready. He’d be known as the quiet achiever, if only BP Australia didn’t take his motto. He is often found in dungeons having a nap in an alcove, or looting and mining while everyone else is being distracted by an ensuing battle. When he’s finished what he’s doing, he’s always more than keen to assist in the current battle.
| Other Aliases: | Hey Cunt |
| Guild Vocation: | Public Relations and Conflict Resolution Officer |
| One word to describe me: | Cunt |
| Personality: | Cunty |
| Favorite color: | tba |
| Favourite phrase: | You’re a cunt. |
| Relationship status (single, divorced, or soon to be divorced): | Divorced |
| Vegan/Vegetarian?: | Fuck off! |
| Night owl: | Fuck yes |
| Sense of humour: | Of course, you cunt |
| IRL Vocation: | Transport Logistics |
| Qualifications: | HC/MC certified |
| Luck: | Fucking awesome now I’m divorced |
| Hobbies: | Failing vegan food preparation, playing computer games |
Kissie is the guild’s Public Relations, Conflict Resolution Officer, and Chief Negotiator. If you have a problem or don’t know where to go, Kissie is more than happy to tell you where you can go in a polite, sophisticated, and eloquent manner. While he currently works in Transport Logistics, he hopes one day to work for veganaustralia.org.au where his conflict resolution skills can be really put to the test. Vegan Australia was unable to comment on this, as none of the board or members had enough energy to do so.
In spite of Kissie’s attempts at Vegan cooking, his motto is that he eats more meat to negate what the Vegans are trying to do. He’s not doing this out of spite. It’s all about having a balanced food intake that tastes good, and because he doesn’t like supporting emotional nut jobs. He used to be right into the Italian culture, but ultimately found it to be too “spirited” and it ended up being a stitch up with an offer he could not refuse. The only Italian culture Kissie would consider now is maybe Mozzarella or Parmesan, just so long as it’s melted on meat.